Funny

Some crazy stuff has happened in the past few weeks that has had me weak... This is what I have been laughing about

• - My Gay neighbor introducing his boo to me as his "roommate" aaawh you thought I really cared? Sure he's your roommate... sure....

• This crackhead trying to pose as homeless. Asking me for money for food, I offered to get her something to eat at Subway, Her Response: " Nah fuck that I wanna buy my own food" and Me telling her that her that "her little ass can stay hungry then" Why was I about to fight a crackhead?

• Hearing a girl at the gas pump on the phone with her friend say "Bitch I just filled up for $25 how much it cost you?"

• Seeing a Thug dude at the Anthony Hamilton concert, pants sagging, grill iced, "rollin" high as hell, grooving to the music,knowing every word,.... yet still tryna look HARD! ( How you still gangsta at an R&B concert?)

• Seeing Church Folk in Trader Joes buying the 2 Buck Chuck (wine) BY THE CASE!

• The best loose rap/pick up line of all time "Damn! you made me take 2 paces back shorty stack" (ROFLMAO) *dead (gotta call my BFF on this one)




• Hope yall have a Happy Thanksgiving. I HAVE SO MUCH to be Grateful for and laughter is one of them..

Love Yall

Stay- Relevant

ShellZ